October 12, 2007

Discovery

I believe in scientific exploration. I am driven by the endless pursuit of knowledge. I stand for hypothesis, for theorems, for causes and affects. I agree with weighing and measuring and calculating and observing. Bunsen Burners are sexy. So are Bunsen Honeydews. I want to understand the mysteries of life, from birth to death to the meaning of it all. I believe that true learning is a slow, arduous process and that you should never rush it or you'll miss something. Something key. You know, key to your theory.

It is for this reason and this reason alone that I have left this horrible, disgusting, rotting corpse of a fish on my kitchen counter for 3 weeks straight now.

I'm not forgetful or lazy; I'm practicing science, bitches.

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