So gangsta

It's friday, and that means one thing...really naughty Haiku! Here's some more. Less naughty, but more.

How could I forget
the greatest cover song of
all time? I'll fix that.

Please be warned that this
song is NOT for your children.
Put in your earbuds.

There are loads of bad
words and naughty lyrics, but
listen anyway.

Reflections Upon Opening This Month's Mastercard Statement

You would think that sex
with a picture and an old
tube sock would cost less.

Slighty more appropriate Haikus to be had here.

Long overdue

Would someone invent
chocolate dipped potato
chips already? Please.

I wish

I'd like the doctor
more if I could take my clothes
off by candlelight.

Just an observation...

Can you imagine
the bad fake plastic porn you
could make with this thing?

A question. To the Universe.

Last time I checked, I
was still a girl. So why do
I have this moustache?

Don't ask

I wish the hair on
my head grew as fast as the
hair farther down south.