Just another Memie Monday

I got tagged for this doosey, too. Thanks, Rachel! Someone whom I can't remember!

See, the thing is, kids...I act all 'too cool for memes' and I really almost never do them, but that's only because I really almost never get asked to. Even though I'm all snooty about it, I secretly kinda like them. Not memes, exactly, but getting the invite. I hate volleyball, too, but don't think I didn't jump for fucking joy that one day the really cool girl named Dana who smoked and did it asked me to be on her team during gym.

Recently, I have had a lot of viral lovin' thrown my way. Yes, I totally meant that as dirty as it sounded. In honor of not being the very last girl in class picked, I am dedicating Mondays to memes. Only. Check out the title of the post.

So now y'all have to tag me. So now none of you will again. Bygones.

Your Month Meme
tagged by Monkeys and Princesses someone! :)
(Rules heavily edited to abide by the Laws of Common Sense)

1. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).
2. Pick your month of birth (see below).
3. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
4. Share the love. Or don't. Your call.

My birthday is March 20, 19somewhere-inbetween-menstruation-and-death. That makes me a Pisces, so we'll talk about them.

Before I do this, I have to mention that there is no way humanly possible for Rachel someone to have known that I am sort of an astrology buff. As in, an 'I could do your chart and all of my tattoos are astrological' buff. Already, I'm having an internal battle with this meme, because, seriously? You can't split the months up like this if you're talking personalities. The beginning of October and the end of October? Two TOTALLY different people.
Moving on...

MARCH: Attractive personality. Yeah, sure, if you like nagging, whiny, indecisive pessimists. Sexy. Your brother/boss/father thought so. Affectionate. Just to stop you from bugging us. Shy and reserved. It makes avoiding human beings easier. Secretive. We would rather eat worms than tell you what we ate for lunch. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Hanging out with people who require honesty, generosity and sympathy gives us an excuse to bitch and drink. Loves peace and serenity. Chemically induced peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Sure, we are psychic. Painfully so. We are so self-absorbed that the only future we care about is our own. Loves to serve others. Because we're terrified of conflict and would rather disappear. Easily angered. You would be, too, if your whole life was a fantasy. Trustworthy. Oh yes, and I have some lovely beachfront property in Denver for sale, too. Appreciative and returns kindness. True, true. The more story-book life is, the better. Observant and assesses others. Looking for your weakness is more like it. Revengeful. Will leave you with a bloody chunk of your heart under our red nails and not think twice about it. Loves to dream and fantasize. ONLY dreams and fantasizes. Loves traveling. Doesn't always know where we're going, or how we got there, though. Loves attention. Will always be the topless chic at the party. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Talking to us is like talking to a bobble head doll. We'll choose whatever we're told to choose. Loves home decors. Does not love cleaning them. Musically talented. Everything talented. Just won't admit it. Loves special things. Is addicted to most of those special things. Moody. Only when conscious.

Now, this is the part where I usually 'Oopsie, I'm Blond Forget' to tag people. Today, I am greyish brunette. I'm tagging my homegirl Hucks, my Secret Agent Lover Mama, and the hottest stalker alive, Kim. Molls, I totally would tagged you, too, but I just did it for ya. Hearts. Now somebody tag me for something for next week, k? :)

All Months:
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.