Should be filed under "Inner Monologe"

Things I have lost:

• My keys (over and over again)
• Other people's keys
• My wallet
• My purse
• Scrabble
• My mind (that was fun)
• My children (recovered shortly thereafter under clothing rack at Old Navy)
• My wedding ring (intentionally)
• Risk
• My shit
• Every watch I've ever owned
• Every race I've ever run
• A job
• Battleship
• Pole Position
• My cell phone

And there is one more thing I've lost, and I lost it 14 short years ago today, and there is no way to further this conversation without crossing my imaginary line I have drawn.

But, well, you know. You really know.